🍋 Georgia's Finest · Cyprus Expansion

America gives us lemons — we make lemonade

Funny Sunny is a premium natural Georgian lemonade in bold 0.5L cans. Authentic Caucasian recipes, mineral water base, zero artificial flavours. We are looking for our exclusive distribution partner in Cyprus.

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About Us

A team that loves bold ideas and honest taste

We created Funny Sunny to give people real emotions and turn ordinary moments into small celebrations. We craft drinks with genuine attention to recipe and powerful visual identity — for those who are not afraid to stand out.

Our lemonade is born in Georgia — a country with thousands of years of winemaking and food culture. We take the best of those traditions and put it into every can: natural mineral water, authentic herbal and fruit recipes, no shortcuts.

🌿 100% Natural

Real ingredients, no artificial flavours or preservatives

💧 Mineral Water Base

Sourced from Georgian mountain springs

🏺 Caucasian Heritage

Recipes inspired by century-old Georgian traditions

🌍 EU Ready

HACCP certified, Greek labelling compliant

Funny Sunny team and product
2026 Cyprus

What's Inside the Can

Every Funny Sunny can contains a carefully balanced recipe — Georgian mineral water, natural extracts and juices, no artificial additives. Bold taste you can taste the difference.

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Natural Extracts

Tarragon, mint, ginger — real plant extracts, not synthetic aromas

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Mountain Mineral Water

Base of every recipe is pure Georgian mineral spring water

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Real Fruit Juice

Pomegranate, lemon, feijoa — actual fruit content, not flavouring

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0.5 L · Premium Craft

Funny Sunny

0.5 L Aluminium Can · Premium Craft Lemonade

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Authentic Recipes

Developed from traditional Georgian beverage culture

HACCP Certified

Full food safety compliance, EU-ready documentation

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12 months shelf life

Minimum 6 months residual on delivery — retail ready

Ready to bring Funny Sunny to Cyprus? Let's talk.

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Our Range

Flavours That Tell a Story

Each Funny Sunny flavour is a journey to the Caucasus. Available in 0.5L aluminium cans — perfect for HoReCa and retail.

Lemon Lime Mint Peach

Lemon · Lime · Mint · Peach

Four fruits, one perfect can. Fresh lemon and lime sharpness, Georgian mint coolness, ripe peach sweetness — a signature blend born in the Caucasus. Bright, layered, and unmistakably Funny Sunny.

Bestseller
Cold Coffee

Cold Coffee

The unexpected twist. A sparkling coffee lemonade that blurs the line between café culture and refreshment. Bold arabica notes lifted by gentle carbonation — a grown-up sip for the curious palate.

Unique · Bold

Cyprus Deserves This

A market of 4 million tourists, Mediterranean lifestyle, and a gap in the premium craft lemonade category. Funny Sunny is made for this.

Market Opportunity

Why Cyprus, Why Now

Cyprus is a small but high-value market with extraordinary per-capita consumption. The craft lemonade niche is virtually untapped.

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Tourism Engine

3.5–4 million tourists annually — the HoReCa channel alone drives 30–40% of all soft drink sales. Visitors actively seek premium, exotic alternatives to mainstream brands.

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$358M Market

The non-alcoholic beverage market is worth $358.7M with 3.8% CAGR through 2028. Premium artisan lemonades occupy a blue-ocean niche — no direct Georgian competitor exists.

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Premium Positioning

Local brands (KEAN) focus on classic citrus. Georgian tarragon, pomegranate and feijoa have no local equivalent — automatic differentiation, premium shelf placement, higher margins.

📊 Retail Market Data

Total soft drink revenue (2024) $358.7M
Retail segment (supermarkets) $165.5M
HoReCa segment $193.1M
Annual volume ~109M litres
Market growth (CAGR to 2028) 3.8%

Source: Statista Beverages Report, Cyprus 2024

🏪 Key Retail Chains

Lidl Cyprus (20 stores) €150M turnover
AlphaMega (21 stores) Premium / Import focus
Sklavenitis (27 stores) 39,000 customers/day
Metro (6 stores) €81M turnover
Kipos tis Edem Premium Gourmet

Source: Cyprus Retail Association data, 2023–2024

Distribution Landscape

Cyprus Distribution Partners

We are actively seeking a distribution partner in Cyprus. Below are the leading FMCG distributors on the island. If you represent one of these companies or work in Cyprus beverage distribution — we warmly welcome your interest. We are ready to provide product samples and a full commercial package from day one.

⭐ Priority Candidate

Laiko Cosmos Trading Ltd

One of Cyprus's largest FMCG distributors. Established 2012 from a merger of Laiko Group and Cosmos Trading. Portfolio: H.J. Heinz, Amoy and international FMCG brands. Covers full island retail & HoReCa. No direct conflict of interest in the craft lemonade category.

Why them: International brand experience, full island coverage, active in category expansion.

📍 Dhali Industrial Area, 209 Limassol Ave, Nicosia
HoReCa Channel

PPD Global (Photos Photiades)

Cyprus's #1 beverage distributor. Portfolio: Carlsberg, Diageo, Moët Hennessy, Evian. Channels: all supermarket chains, HoReCa, duty-free, cruise ships. Note: also distributes KEAN (local competitor) — potential conflict for direct lemonade competition.

Best fit: HoReCa and duty-free channel, not direct retail.

📍 Lemesos Avenue 2540, Dali, Nicosia
Pilot Testing

Cavaway / DPD Trading Ltd

DPD Trading founded 1997 in Nicosia. Cavaway active as beverage distributor since 2003. Smaller player — ideal for a pilot launch: restaurants, hotels in Limassol and Paphos. Perfect for 3–6 month market test before scaling.

📍 Nicosia, Cyprus
Regional

C.M.Londou Trading Ltd

Operating since 1987. Specialises in food & beverages, strong relationships with local independent shops, small cafes and regional HoReCa. Good entry point for local chain and café penetration.

📍 Cyprus
Partnership Terms

How We Work Together

Transparent, straightforward partnership terms. We believe in building relationships where both sides win.

Commercial Terms

We offer flexible, personalised partnership terms tailored to your business model and distribution channels. All details are discussed and agreed directly — no one-size-fits-all approach.

Ready to start? We provide complimentary product samples so you can evaluate Funny Sunny before any commitment. Just reach out and we'll arrange delivery.

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We Provide

  • Product samples free of charge (first set)
  • Full EU/EL-labelled packaging (Greek language)
  • HACCP, ISO and food safety certifications
  • EAN/GS1 barcodes registered
  • Marketing materials: POS, banners, digital assets
  • Tasting event support & co-marketing budget

Distributor Requirements

  • Registered Commercial Agent in Cyprus (mandatory)
  • Existing relationships with retail chains and/or HoReCa
  • Refrigerated storage capability
  • Ability to handle customs clearance via Port of Limassol
  • Commitment to minimum quarterly volumes
Our Philosophy

What We Stand For

Principles that shaped Funny Sunny — from a single bold idea to a brand with a mission.

They laughed at him — now they envy him

We didn't just make lemonade. We made an idea you can crack open.

They send us lemons — we make lemonade

Funny Sunny — our answer to global pretension. A little irony, a little boldness, and the taste of confidence.

Millions of cans instead of a thousand books

Every can has a QR code. Come in, read, share ideas. This is not just another fizzy drink.

Learn from the best, stay yourself

Cola #1? Great. We're just going for second place — with a smile.

We didn't come out to warm up — we came out to win

Funny Sunny — not for sceptics. For those who act, not those who wait.

Money is a tool, honour is a principle

We build a brand where profit never stands above dignity. Earn with joy — let go without regret.

Sell a million — fly to space

Read the partnership terms. Our motivation is not in money — it's in how high you fly.

Ideas are the new currency

Sell our idea — get the chance to learn, rest, grow. All fair.

Funny Sunny Club

A club for those who make life and business more fun. We argue, think, influence.

We don't wait for things to get better — we're already acting.
Join us — and don't forget to crack open a can.

Read our club materials → Moral Code

Inspired by our approach? Read our club materials here.

Let's Start the Conversation

Interested in distributing Funny Sunny in Cyprus? We'd love to hear from you. Product samples arranged at our cost — no commitment required.

Reach us directly — we respond within 24 hours on business days.